What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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tim has no humor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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