Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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