What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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What do you call a shoe with no laces? Stilettos, sandals, flip flops, slippers, etc...

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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