What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

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Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

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what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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