Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Bob Saget that is all

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

A Serbian Film

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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