- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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