- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Pickles are moist.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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