- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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