Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

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What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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