- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

Whats worse the people posting real jokes on (Anti Jokes)? 911

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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Matthew Baker

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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