- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

if got a joke if fogot it

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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