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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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BIG PENIS

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

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What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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