- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Dwight Howard

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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