- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How many hookers fit in your bed? 12, if you have a king-sized bed, and 8.7 if you have a queen-sized bed.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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