- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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You're a big fat monkey.

every knight i see an owl at window

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

The holocaust

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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