Ebola

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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F? No k

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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