there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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