- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

G:nock nock B:come in!

Barack Obama

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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