What does the gay man do while he is taking a shower with many other men in a prison or a gym? Lathers soap all over his body to clean himself so he is not smelly.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

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Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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