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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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