What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Neither have I

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What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

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A guy walked into a bar, ouch.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Pianos.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with a live one crawling out.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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What's the best sound in the world? Children screaming

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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