What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

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Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Queens Park rangers

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A woman is shopping at a grocery store. She picks up a half gallon of skim milk, 2 loaves of wheat bread, one dozen organic eggs, and some carrots. She goes to the checkout line. "You must be single." the clerk says. Amazed at the flattering insight of the clerk, the woman says, "Yes I am. How could you tell?". "Because you're ugly".

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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