Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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