Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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Bob: Oh, there was a big surfing competition in Hawaii. Bill: that's really cool. Bob: yeah, there were huge waves up to 53 feet. Bill: Awesome! Bob: Yeah there was a Japanese guy that won. Bill: Wow, that will bring up the spirits of japan. Bob: Yeah, but he got disqualified. Bill: No, how?!?! Bob: he was surfing on his dresser.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

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TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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