- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Equal rights!

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Three black men get out of a taxy. They split the bill evenly and get on with their day... By Wade

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

whats hairy and crys your mom

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

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