Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did one wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls are inanimate objects and thus incapable of conversing with one another.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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