A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If i knew, I'd tell you.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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A dyslexic blind man

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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roses are red violets are blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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