- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

A blind man walks into a bar. It was a book shop.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

My three children are three big mistakes.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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