- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

What did the fat gypsy say to the attractive young woman aged twenty-five? I know you are probably not remotely interested in having sex with me, but I'm afraid that you have no choice due to the fact that I've locked all of the doors.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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