If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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knock,knock you suck

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How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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