- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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