What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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