- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Chick Norris... Enough said

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

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