What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

run farther?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

a group of teenagers are laughing at a boy around their age when on says "youre stupid" the boy then replies "i prefer the term Autistic"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Justin beiber's penis

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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