- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

matt has ebola...funny right!?

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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