- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Nickelback.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Obama lin Baden.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Do u take sugar?

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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