What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What's that Lassie? Timmy fell in the well again? And you couldn't care less because the stupid kid never looks where he's going?

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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