A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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