- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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