- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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