- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

oh hey.

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

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