Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

i hate non minorities!

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

my penis

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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