Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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I'm so punny.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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irish man drinking john smiths

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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