- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

dude ur such a bon of a sitch

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did Mufasa miss his doctor's appointment? Because he was trampled to death by wildebeest

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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