Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Flowers are colors Love me

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Velcro. What a rip off.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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