What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Antijokes...

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

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Penis

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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