- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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