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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

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Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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