A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Jebron Lames.

My parents died!

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

what is 3+3= 8

What are annoying? Ads.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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