how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Caramel Boing.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

DON"T READ THIS!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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