- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

knock knock? come in

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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