- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why did the dog die? He was old

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Terraria

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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