There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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