- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

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What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

-On a scale of one to ten, what's your favourite colour of the alphabet? -The answer is yes, because aliens don't wear hats.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Ask me if i'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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