How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Where's the soap?

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

So a baby seal walks into a club...

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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