- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A van drives into a car.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

women rights

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

F? No k

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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