- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Obama

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Im cute hehehee

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

MAKE TEA NOT WAR!

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

drugs.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

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