How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

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Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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dead dibbs

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

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What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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