- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

make me a sandwich! what kind?

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

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