- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Dyslexics are teople poo

Why didn't he finish his

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Prostitution is bad.......

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

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