What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

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people magazine

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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