- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

Skinny people fart less.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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