Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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So a little girl walked into a bar... A concerned adult then told the bartender. The bartender's name was Jim. Jim then asked the girl if she knew her phone number. The little girl said nothing and the bar tender was perplexed at the petrified look on the girls face. Jim the bartender then called the police and explained the situation.Once the girl was brought back to the police station it was learned that she had been missing for three months in a nearby county. The police then return to the bar to find that the owner had multiple kidnapped little girls in a cage under the bar that only he and the kidnapped girls knew about before the cops and Jim the bartender discovered it. The police then arrested The owner of the bar. He stood trial and was senteced to death row, he remains there today.

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How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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matt is fat

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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