Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken a month off from working in their law firm. The mexican man, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

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pauls tuck

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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