- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

Guess what? AIDS!

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Barack Obama.

Whats worst than reading the 8th anti joke that ends with the Holocaust? The one where it ends with someone getting hit by a fridge for the 9th time.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

Penis

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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