- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

Whats the difference between a prostitute and crack dealer? One sells addicting drugs, while the other exploits her vagina for money. Either way, they're both illegal.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

A dancer walks into a barre

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Women's rights

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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