- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

What happened to the mentaly retarted gentleman walking down the street? Nothing bad. He might a very fine woman and the went to dinner shortly after.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

they told me not to write here but i did

Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

I went to school. Then I came home.

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