- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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