How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

I'm rick james bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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