Why did the police officer beat the black man? Because the Internet is able to connect a variety of different types of people together and the off-duty police officer was slightly better at the multiplayer game they were playing.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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PENIS that is all

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

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Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Why? Because.

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Llamaworm

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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